Why Bitcoin Self-Custody Is Safe: Lessons from the Critical PHP Vulnerabilities

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:15:00 +0800

There is a classic joke. A girl tells a boy: if you can get everyone on the forum arguing, I’ll go out with you. The boy posts a thread titled “PHP is the best programming language in the world.” The forum immediately erupts. The girl says, you’re amazing, let’s go. The boy replies: no — I have to make everyone believe PHP is the best language. The joke lands even if you know nothing about PHP, because the absurdity is universal.

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Why Bitcoin Self-Custody Is Safe: Lessons from the Critical PHP Vulnerabilities